dumb cluck bluster
WHat the fUck att? Pricing plans that are thought up by cock sucking zombie demons? I swear to god you are the corporate equivalent to a kiddie diddling uncle. I wanted an iphone. Now, not so much. Such a beautiful device. But - if I want one - I have to promise not to tell my parents that you touched my doodoo hole with your cabbage club. Fucking jackasses.
With straight faces they take a beautifully simple piece of revolutionary mobile technology and fuck it all up with their greedy antiquated pricing structures and predatory contract practices. If you motherfuckers can't compete in a way that doesn't harm customers get small or die. Bundled services are going to destroy us all. Is a phone a consumer commodity or a utility? Yes, punish me for taking my phone with on the way out.
That ice tea your drinking? I put my dick in it before I left. cocksucker.