how things get done
The real code that makes the world go round. Nothing would work if it wasn’t for ambitiously lazy big brains on too much caffeine.
Do not place fingers or toes near the angered code monkey. Omnidirectional is the ire that seeks transmission. There are no innocent bystanders after 10 hours of bug fixing. Everyone qualifies as responsible and deserving of swift and devastating retribution.
/whimper/